🌱 Doesn’t Know Beans: Seeds of Ignorance 🌱
Origin & Definition
To “not know beans” about something means to be wholly ignorant or uninformed about a particular subject. The phrase first surfaced in the early 19th century, back when beans symbolized something trivial or worthless. Ironically, from the mid-1800s to early 1900s, “to know beans” indicated someone was quite knowledgeable, although this usage has since vanished like last season’s crop.
Humorous Quote
“Don’t ask Harry’s advice; he doesn’t know beans about cars.” — [Unknow Beans-ional Expert]
Similar Expressions
- Not know one’s ass from one’s elbow: A more explicit and ruder variant starting around 1900, indicating sheer stupidity.
- Couldn’t care less: Shows an utter lack of interest or concern.
- Dumb as a box of rocks: Emphasizes utter lack of intelligence or awareness.
- Not have a clue: Highlighting someone’s utter ignorance or unfamiliarity with a matter.
Synonyms and Antonyms
Synonyms:
- Clueless
- Ignorant
- Oblivious
Antonyms:
- Knowledgeable
- Informed
- Educated
Intriguing Proverbs & Sayings
- Don’t count your chickens before they hatch: Precaution about making premature assumptions.
- Empty barrels make the most noise: Often those who know the least speak the most.
Literature and References
Books:
- “Idioms for Idiots” by I. M. Literat - A humorous guide through language intricacies.
- “The Complete Book of Clichés” by H. Art - Everything you need to know about tired tropes.
Songs:
- “Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers” by The Idiot Band - a humorous indie tune on cluelessness.
- “Needs to Grow Up” by The Bean Counters - A snarky song about being none the wiser.
Poetry:
- “Ode to Oblivion” by M. U. Seless - A funny reflection on human ignorance.
Movies:
- “Dumb and Dumber” - A comedic exploration of the delightfully dense.
- “Clueless” - A quirky take on ignorance dressed in 90s fashion.
Quizzes
“In the end, ignorance well examined is just an unopened book waiting for a curious reader.” - I. DeKnowlage